This article is about the Video Game incarnation. Vinny Desi. Gears of War 2 Soundboard. After getting his paycheck, the Dude then proceeds to go to cash the check in the Fee of America bank. Victoria Bell as Postal Dude’s Bitch. Ultimately, he is caught by the United States military, and is executed alongside Champ. Once the Dude gets the steaks, the police enters the place and tries to arrest the Dude again for breaking into Meat World and stealing steaks. Rick hasn't been available for long ambitious projects for a long time. In the Postal 2 beta shown at E3 2002, the Postal Dude ha… While collecting the cats he gets attacked by angry Chinese people trying to use the cats for sushi. After the Dude manages to go back to his trailer, the Bitch asks him if he remembered her Rocky Road, an item she requested him to get for her since Monday, but that was never included as an errand. However, if the Dude breaks into the money bin to get the money from there, an alarm will sound and he will have his first clash against the Police. There, Bellow gives him three low-standard jobs: a prison guard, a sewer worker, and a wildlife relocator. Mike Jaret-Schachter. Once he gets the alternator, a tower crushes over a fence containing some dogs, blocking the exit and letting the dogs out out which attack him until he exits the junkyard. Here, very little is known of the Dude, only that he's been evicted from his home (there's a moving van parked in front of his home) and that he's been driven insane as a result, but no real back story evolves during the game. After cashing the check, the Postal Dude goes to Lucky Ganesh to get some milk. The Postal Dude then proceeds to shoot himself in the head so he can stop hearing her nagging. Without any money, the Postal Dude proceeds to sell a sample of his semen, but as he does that, an experiment with cats goes out of control, with the scientists creating dervish cats. Timothy Kuder as Habib and Rednecks. However, there is no one attending in the butchery, so he goes to the back room, where he discovers some Butchers triturating people alive in a grinder. Compared to that game, being voiced by Rick Hunter is not the Postal Dude himself, it wa… The Dude enters the publisher office complex and battles the Bullfish Interactive security staff, until he arrives to CEO Phraud Hogslop's office. Wednesday is also Election Day, and Cock Asian is hosting the elections. They even have unique voice lines! Once there, the nurses tell him he has gonorrhea, and tell him to go and see Vend-A-Cure, a machine that after receiving a piss sample from the Dude, gives him some Gonorrhea Medicine to cure him. With Tony Agee, Andrea Barrett, J. Barrow, Randy Briley. Postal Dude is depicted as a slim and tall man with a goatee in around 30s (or even late 20s in the first part), except the third and Paradise Lost where he looks early 40s. So lets just have Jon give us his normal voice take”. Years after the events of Paradise Lost, the Postal Dude has finally left Paradise and has ended up in a new town called Edensin. The Postal Dude then appears in Lower Paradise again, where he is contacted by Vince Desi, who rehires him and asks him to enter the headquarters of Bullfish Interactive, a rival company to RWS and to retrieve a Gold Master CD of Postal 2. Should the game be completed without killing anyone (apart from zombies and bosses), the Postal Dude is shown on a talk show with his new wife, Jen, and Champ where he talks about his new book and highly publicized lottery win. The Postal Dude is the only human character that cannot be gibbed or dismembered in. Duke Nukem: Balls Of Steel Version . The range of pouring gasoline increased and very significantly increased the size of the Dude's bladder. These hallucinations will appear for the rest of the weekend from time to time. Postal 2 (stylized as POSTAL2) is a black comedy first-person shooter video game by Running With Scissors, and it is the sequel to the 1997 game Postal. On Sunday, the Postal Dude wakes up after hearing some shots, and he discovers a horde of zombies attacking Vince's house. Postal Dude's original appearance from the box art, The Dude's in the Air Force Base loading screen in the original POSTAL, The Dude's appearance in the Air Force Base loading screen in Redux, Render of the Postal Dude's model in Redux, Full-body artwork of the Dude in POSTAL 2, Render of the Postal Dude's beta model in Postal III, made by Josh Leichliter, Full-body render of the Postal Dude's character model in Postal III, Mugshot of the Dude from Postal III's intro, Full-body render of the Postal Dude's alpha/beta character model in Postal III, Promotional artwork of the Postal Dude from Postal III. Motion Capture Talent. All rights reserved. protëin. The Dude appears as calm and easy-going, but can be sociopathic and cynical when pushed to the edge. A final group of dogs have cornered the Postal Dude, but suddenly Champ breaks into the room from a glass ceiling, and single-handedly kills all the dogs. However, once he has returned it, a group of book protestors break into the library, burn the building down, and attack everyone within it, including the Dude. The terrorist claims they are being oppressed, so they start a fight against civilians, the National Guard, and the Postal Dude. However, after killing the elephants, the Postal Dude receives a new phone call from Vince, who needs some help with the marketing and asks him to do something that can make the media say the "competition's toasted". When he arrives at Toyz 'n tha Hood, Krotchy tells him that all of the available Krotchy dolls are sold out, but the Postal Dude breaks into the store's back room anyway, and manages to get a doll from the storage. This continued in POSTAL Redux, with the Postal Dude's grunts now being replaced with ones recorded by Rick Hunter. Following the destruction of Paradise in, the Postal Dude finds himself in Paradise's sister town, Catharsis. With nothing more than a bathrobe, his dog, and $50, the Dude decides that he needs a job to earn some money if he wishes to move forward. The Postal Dude is last heard saying "I regret nothing" as he drives away from Paradise together with Champ in his trailer. I didn't include numerous variations of certain quotes due to them being not very interesting to listen to. Redux's Rampage ending implies that his condition is beginning to worsen, seemingly locked in an "endless struggle against himself". Is there a way to extact ALL of Postal dude's voice lines? The Postal Dude is the main protagonist of the Postal video game series by Running with Scissors, as well as the film Postal. I'm not 100% sure but I think the company who made Payday2 asked RWS to make a deal with them but they said no, but I think there is a mod to replace the voice lines of some characters to the postal dude. Report. I'm not racist! He tries to weasel his way into Heaven by detailing his story to St. Peter, but is rejected, and sent to hell for his crimes. Site Network; The VG Resource; The Spriters … The Dude's in-game model from Apocalypse Weekend. Despite never being stated to have any previous experience with firearms, the Dude is very skilled with them, as well as being able to make use of improvised weapons. Directed by Mike Riedel, Steve Wik. By the end, the Dude suffers a mental breakdown, collapses, and is contained in a mental asylum after either attempting a school shooting (original) or gatecrashing what appears to be his own funeral (Redux). Postal 2. In the games he was voiced by voice actor Rick Hunter. Meanwhile, a group of Taliban terrorists arrive and commit their attack, breaking into the Church, so the Dude must face a large group of them in order to escape. After looking at several trees, the Postal Dude finally chooses the right one, but summons rednecks to attack him once more. You must be logged in with an active forum account to post comments. Browse more videos. "The Earth is hungry. Thus, the Postal Dude turns his car around, heading back toward Paradise despite the Nuclear Fallout. The Postal Dude goes to the pound to rescue Champ, but discovers that the place has been taken over by rednecks, who are using trained cats and dogs in gimp suits to kill people. As soon as that didn't work out for him, he got a job protecting playboy star Jennifer Wallcott and for a second time gets attacked by Hockey Moms. Nope. The butchers attack the Postal Dude for discovering them and entering into the back room. The Dude wakes up the following morning to find that he's been given a fine for public loitering and vagrancy, which he is none too pleased about. When POSTAL 2 came around, the devs simply decided to keep Rick Hunter as the voice of the Postal Dude. James Reeves. One of our guys actually made an interesting point as he’s from an area of the country where there’s a lot of Postal dude like people and he said “We’re all attached to this voice that is Rick Hunter but odds are the guy that looks like the dude and has that life isn’t going to sound like that. After defeating "Kosher Mad Cow Zombie" Mike J, the Dude and Champ get into his car, and are seen driving away from Paradise just as the warhead explodes, detonating the entire Paradise in the process. The Postal Dude confronts a large group of rednecks, dogs, and dervish cats, only to discover Champ is missing. The Postal Dude is ranked in the top 10 most brutal video game characters ever made. This and a video game-protest mob by the Parents for Decency began his second reign of terror. The bridge is also invaded by zombies, and the National Guard also arrives to confront the Postal Dude, with some jets even bombing the bridge. < > Showing 1-6 of 6 comments . In that very same time, the National Guard arrives, attack the camp, and arrests everyone in there, including the Postal Dude. The actor who played the Postal Dude in the promotional material is unknown. You are going to need to download POSTed: Postal 2 Development Kit. Being unemployed and broke, he gets a job at the local porn shop, working as a cleaner. The Dude must find a way to get out of the factory via alternative ways. He also recorded some lines for the Dude in the Postal III beta. The Postal Dude then goes to get a cash loan at which point the office gets taken over by Ecologists. All rights reserved. On the same day, he gets a note that says there is a package for him, so he goes to the Parcel Center. This page does not work well in portrait mode on mobile. He lives in a shabby trailer in a small neighborhood with his pet Champ the dog and his wife,bitch, who continuously gives him orders and forces him to do various annoying errands. The Postal Dude must then go to the Library to return a book his wife has been reading. Stacie Treumann as Female Voice. The wall behind Hogslop's desk has been destroyed and reveals the Dog Pound. If you play Postal 1 during Christmas, the people that throw grenades are instead replaced with Santa Clauses throwing exploding christmas presents. Capped off by the sudden eviction from his home, the Postal Dude believes himself to be the only sane man left and sets out to put an end to the madness in … Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. However, when a Carrier gets it for the Dude, it explodes, making the carriers attack the Dude in retaliation. Controversial first person shooter video game where you play the Postal Dude who's goal in life is to cause as much murder and mayhem as humanly possible! All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Last edited by Pentagram; Oct 14, 2019 @ 1:12pm #1. Portrayed by Is there anything I gotta do to extract ALL of his voicelines too including vanilla postal 2 and its dlc? Since the beginning of Friday, the Postal Dude wants to desperately piss, and when he does so, it hurts, so he decides to go to the Clinic. These people really DO all look alike!" A mod that adds the ever so awesome Postal Dude voice for your player! … With Corey Cruise, Marcus Davis, Vince Desiderio, Mike Jaret. The "party" is revealed to be the siege of the compound by the ATF. In the photograph, the Postal Dude differs greatly from his later appearances, being a troubled young man with a mop haircut wielding an AK-47. He must find himself a way out of the library and fight many book protestors. Comes in 2 versions: One with the default scripting (6 voice lines) and custom scripting (Anywhere from 6 to 30 voice lines) bonus from the custom version: 2 grenade throwing lines! With Rick Hunter, Mike Jaret, Marcus Davis, Stacie Treumann. The Steam version of Postal 2 reused lines from the Postal 3 beta, and most of the lines recorded for Paradise Lost were for cutscenes and missions. Also during Wednesday, the Dude goes to the Forest to get a Xmas Tree. The only clear image found of him is in concept art and a photograph that appeared in POSTAL's advertising campaign. Something I've noticed is that Postal, Postal Redux, and Postal 2 don't actually have that many lines for the dude. Friday is also Uncle Dave's birthday, and the Postal Dude wants to give him a Birthday Gift, so he proceeds to go to the Compound, where Uncle Dave's "party" is taking place. After crossing the bridge, the Postal Dude sees his trailer in the distance, but Mike J the "Kosher Mad Cow Zombie" appears and has a final boss battle with the Postal Dude. The Postal Dude decides to enter the Terrorist Training Camp to get something to create a nice explosion, and after fighting a whole army of terrorists, he discovers that the terrorists have no massive weapons at all. Journey through Muhosransk City(Podunk City) on a journey to find your stolen sex organ and kill the bastard responsible. The Postal Dude returns to Lower Paradise, where a terrorist is leading a meeting attended by other terrorists, vegetarians, zombies, and even Gary Coleman himself. By default, he wears a red trench coat in the original disk version of the game and a black coat in later re-releases and as the default color in Redux. He wears a T-shirt with a stamp of alien. The Postal Dude is the main protagonist, and title character, of the POSTAL series. He awakens eleven years later from a radiation induced coma, and sets out to find Champ in the ruins of Paradise. For the movie version, see: The Postal Dude (film), The Postal Dude Due to the events of Paradise Lost, the events of Postal III (regardless of the ending) have been retconned out of existence as nothing more than a dream of the Postal Dude's, with this version of the Postal Dude becoming a separate entity, known in the credits as "Alternate Postal Dude". When the Postal Dude goes to the RWS headquarters on Monday, he is informed by Vince Desi that he is fired. Just as the Postal Dude is cashing his check, a group of bank robbers arrives to commit a stick-up. The Postal Dude is never seen directly, only being seen as the player's sprite in gameplay and in the surreal images that play before each level, although his image is heavily distorted. On Friday, the Postal Dude goes to the Junkyard to get an alternator to fix his broken car. Rick discusses how he got into the world of voice overs, his thoughts on participating in the POSTAL series, the true reason why he never starred in POSTAL III, his other voice projects, and more! Is there anything I gotta do to extract ALL of his voicelines too including vanilla postal 2 and its dlc? Once he manages to get the launcher, a factory worker vomits on a power box presumably operating the machinery at the factory, causing a major disruption in the production process, resulting in a major explosion that destroys part of the factory. The Dude enters Bullfish Interactive's publisher office complex, only to discover it's being invaded by zombies. Once there, a group of zombies appear and begin to attack everyone including the Dude, who has to destroy twenty of them. The game stars a man known as Shtopor (or Corkscrew, who looks very much like the Postal Dude) who wakes up in a hospital to find that someone has stolen his penis. Team Fortress 2 Taunts. Playing next. Also on Thursday, Krotchy has arrived at Paradise Mall, so the Dude must get a Krotchy Doll. During that same day, the Postal Dude wants to get some steaks for the Psychotic Friends Network BarBeQue he's planning to attend, so he goes to Meat World. Gary Coleman. Alive Postal Dude Badass Voice Quotes. FutaNaruto . Artwork of the Postal Dude as he appears in POSTAL 4' Postal Dude: Protestors: Redneck: St. Patrick's Day: Vendacure: Vince: White Female: White Male: Wife: Sound Effects  Ambient: Animal: Apocalypse Weekend: Arcade: EDWeapon: Jail: Level Sounds: Miscellaneous Sounds: Movies : MP Sounds: Quiet Miscellaneous: Slawterhaus: Weapon Sounds: … I want to give it to a person who is working on a voice mod for another game. Male Finally, the Postal Dude must go to the Police Station to pay a Traffic Citation. After killing the cows and defeating the vegetarians, the policeman reappears and assigns the Postal Dude the Super-fun Pigeon Hunter Mission, which is never shown due to budgetary reasons as told by Vince Desi in a FMV cutscene. When he does so, he is knocked unconscious by a group of rednecks who take him to the Brewery. Vince Desi (POSTAL (non-demon)Rick Hunter (POSTAL 2)Corey Cruise (Postal IIIParadise Lost, "Alternate Postal Dude")Jon St. John (POSTAL 4: No Regerts), Rick Hunter (POSTAL 2)Corey Cruise (Postal IIIParadise Lost, "Alternate Postal Dude")Jon St. John (POSTAL 4: No Regerts). (by Adams) The manual, however, does mention that the Dude believes the town to be under some sort of madness outbreak and that it's up to him to stop it, as well as the in-game diary of the Dude ranting about "cleansing" the Earth. After getting attacked by angry hockey moms the Dude tries a different job collecting cats for a crazy homeless guy. 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